‘Thought leader’ gives talk about ‘thought leadership’ that will inspire your thoughts

Pat Kelly vividly remembers when he first knew he was a “thought leader”:

In 2005, I met another ‘thought leader’ and I asked him how he became a ‘thought leader’ and he said ‘I don’t know.’ It was then that I knew I could be one too.

Yes, a parody. Because it deserves it.